This Scares Me...

[Alex]

The email was "Indians on Ice". Are the Indians actually going to be skating? How ridiculous is that.

And the term "Indians on Ice' is NOT a good marketing term.

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INDIANS ON ICE AT GUND ARENA JAN. 23
The Cleveland Indians and Cleveland Barons are teaming
up to present "Indians on Ice" Friday, Jan. 23 at
Gund Arena in conjunction with the Barons playing host
to the Calder Cup Champion Houston Aeros at 7 p.m.
Fans will have the opportunity to get autographs and
meet more than 15 Indians Major League and minor league
players featuring RHP JASON DAVIS, CA VICTOR MARTINEZ,
INF JOHN McDONALD, 1B BEN BROUSSARD, 1B TRAVIS HAFNER
and Indians Mascot SLIDER. A portion of the ticket
proceeds from the "Indians on Ice" event will benefit
Cleveland Indians Charities. Please contact the
Cleveland Barons Front Office at 216-420-0000 for ticket
information. The first 3,000 fans will receive a bobblehead of
Barons forward Patrick Rissmiller.

Don't miss this opportunity to bring your family and friends
to meet the Indians, assist Cleveland Indians Charities,
watch an action-packed hockey game, and be one of the first
3,000 fans to receive a bobblehead!

[The Crank]

Uh Alex. They are just going to be appearing at a hockey game. Where ice happens to be. Hence the name Indians On Ice.....